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<p>That&#8217;s right. I said it. I&#8217;ve had my phone for 6 years.</p>
<p>Even better&#8230;my phone has the <strong>exact same battery</strong> that it had when I bought it brand new in October 2003. When I used to sell phones for a living, it was a grand thing for someone to say they&#8217;ve had the same phone for 2 years.</p>
<p>So I&#8217;m pretty proud of it. And I&#8217;m not going to give it up until it dies.<br />
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<p>Cruz has a book that plays the noises of farm animals and whenever I read the part about Percy the pig, this scary version of a strung out Boston cabbie comes out of my mouth&#8230;.</p>
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